Lunch till 12:30

Why the shirt and tie? Since when were buttons so unattractive that we had to cover them with something? How about we just not have the buttons if they are that bad? Whose idea was it to tuck in a shirt? if your gonna tuck it in you might as well wear a full one peice suit. whenever you bend over you have to re-tuck, it wrinkles your shirt, it makes you look like the stay-puffed marshmallow man.... THE MARSHMALLOW MAN. i get dressed every morning and then i go, "i look rediculous." essentially i had a pair of really long socks, lost one, and i tied the other one around my neck, and said "look at you, classy." who!? what!? e-gads. why cant i wear something more badass to work? (Ape suit? Leather jacket? a shirt that says badass? a dress? i dont care!) i hate feeling like a sauce every morning when i walk through the machine shop in shoes that click, funny socks, nice pants (they are nice, i like my pants, well done), a tucked-in bedsheet that i cut in half only to button back together again every damn morning, and to top it all off; the tie. swinging around down there. acting pretentious. resting. waiting. not healing the sick. getting in the way of everything that has to do with water ever. why didnt we just wear a kite on our heads? theres a ton of crap i could just slap on my body that shouldnt be there. what if i had a stuffed hampster head pin? at least it wouldnt get in the way of washing my hands, and it wouldnt get all up in my soup, and it wont fall in the toilet when i lean over.... it SUCKS when that happens! a tie almost got my father killed when he was a young gun. 2 weeks into his new job he comes home to my mom with 1/4th of a tie on. turns out he leaned over to get a paper that fell, and the tie went on a suicide mission into the paper shredder and sucked him in! TIES man, they are out for us! TIES! They are already spending the day choking us to death, being all striped and patterned and bold and bland all at the same time. a man can spend 3 hours looking at ties at the mall, because there are 5 ba-zillion of them and you have a blue shirt and it seems that NONE of them even have a clue what color they want to be. i heard once, that a tie actually stole candy from a baby, tripped an old lady, and 3 to 4 other heinous steriotypical heartless crimes involving helpless old ladies and cute little puppies and your favorite stuffed animal from when you were a kid.

today is casual friday, i dont even have a tie on, i dont know what that was all about

i am starting to accept work for what it is, and enjoying it. i did attempt to sleep on the toilet earlier by leaning my head on the toilet paper as a pillow... something about that just didnt work out.

see you again monday.