Rocking the Casbah

For some reason, i find it 100 times easier to function beyond just listening to music when i have one of the earphones out and in my mouth. Thats where i am right now, one in the ear, one hanging from my mouth. Yea, it is gross, but for some reason it promotes concentration. Just noticed that, and i thought since you are actually reading this you might not find that too boring.

Excuse me while i shoot the moon at will in hearts.

so i changed my desktop backround today to be autum colors which is generally brown and orange, but somehow still appealing.

wow, great, the news totally rocks... there was one west nile case confirmed (look out you other 4.5 billion people in the world, you have a 50 times better chance getting struck by lightning 34 times in a row while jumping in the air waving a rubber wand naked while singing "louie louie" as an actual pig not only flys by, but then shoots down another flying pig with an impressive negative-g manuver than getting the west nile virus), brittney is losing her kids for the time being (holy! im shocked, thank god her whole life is in the news, otherwise i would have never known all these awful things), Nepal peace process in turmoil as Maoists withdraw (i remember when the Maoists withdrew from my family and the peace was in turmoil, then i realized i have no idea who or what a maoists is, and im not from Nepal, thank god i dodged that bullet), a Nebraska State senator is sueing God (The Lord, Almighty, The Big Guy, G-O-D) in order to make him stop plagues of terror (yep, google news, check it out), and Musharraf pledges to step down as army cheif if elected (quite possibly one of the best political campaigns i have ever heard, although a seemingly pointless promise). That, ladies and gentlemen, is the news. The new "s" as i like to call it. short for the new shit. its new, and it dosnt come out of your mouth. I may just sue God (His Holyness, Our Father, *points up* Upstairs) too because im sick of being such old "s" considering its been so long since i was in the news for something completly insane. wow. This is why i love the onion, we can all be "local man" or "area man." I could start reffering to myself as that and life would be better.

"Area man gives local man a killer high five." WAY more important than pending turmoil in Nepal. Trust me. Have you ever been to Nepal? Turmoil waits in trash cans for you to, just for a second, think everything might actually be ok and peaceful. Now that the Maoists are gone, its just less people to spread the turmoil on, so of course it increased. I wonder if turmoil was personified or animal-ified what it would be. would it be something extreemly dangerous like a bear? maybe something that always seems to be pending danger like a prarie dog. prarie dogs can be tumultous, have you seen gremlins? Or maybe behind the turmoil door waits the sweetest little puppy youve ever seen, until he eats everything you own. tumultous!

i dont even think thats how you spell tumultous.

maybe its the token political stab that personifies someone as turmoil. for the sake of the day; hayden penatar or o.j. simpson.

ps, thank God hayden turned 18, because that was the only thing keeping every guy in the nation from totally "hitten that." i wonder if she had to get more space put on her voicemail.

well, its legitamatly now past lunch, time to go.