its like eating your way out of a car sized loaf of bread. no hands allowed
i was just flipping through the internet and i came across an article talking about the altitude trainer the marquette basketball program has. That hot little number will cost you about as much as a car, so i cant afford one (unless it smokes and has crap-for-brakes, i could trade my car for it), but my school can, how nice! can i use it?! it would really help me out with my biking! NO. you may not. suck eggs. ...so wait, the basketball players get to train in it, get free tuition, free housing, free food, free clothes, free phones, and come to our parties like we actually want them there... and i cant even bike in their stupid air tent? you know what? FINE! its not going to help you anyways, you jerks. instead of cheating, why dont you just run harder? OOOO practice was hard today, i ran in a f-ing TENT on a treadmill or rode a stationary bike, love me love me. you SUCK. why are you training at altitude? only about 3 of you can dunk, so being to high up is clearly not the problem. and what good is endurance going to do you when you dont even make it into the NCAA tournament? ooooo, get your red blood cell count up, bologna-sausage is what that is. why do you need a 10,000 dollar tent? thats like saying "no, i cant run outside, thanks tho, im a lame-ass. oh heres ten-grand, could you go flush it for me? no on second thought, i want to use it to inflate my ego alittle more, do you have any pointless tents? that one? but its only 40 bucks? heres $10,000, oh actually can i get a few bucks back, like 4, i kinda need a mocha-latte-frappachino-whip-im-a-pansy-ass on ice. only got 14 hours of sleep last night because i dont have to do any homework. a bit of a rough morning. thanks dude. keep on keepin on." MAN i just wanna jam an EGG in your EAR! sounds like a damn excuse for not actually working out, i say if you need a tent to modivate yourself to work out, go camping deuschbag. i bet tom sleeps in one because he can. loser.
i dont need your stupid tent anyways. if any of you b-ball players look tired on gameday i will personally kick your face off.
whew, i feel better now. sorry. I hope that it works out that my exact tuition dollars bought that entire tent and nothing else. i demand a plack on it that says "im a dumbass." and position it right in front of the treadmill. man that just rips my eyes out, seriously. ugh, im going to go throw up.
well now that thats over, back to not being "that guy" who just things he can yell and insult people before actually hearing their story. i was riding in today and started to notice that i see alot of the same people every day. the same bus driver honks at me and scares the crap out of me every morning, the same man yells at me from the bus stop still pretty drunk i think, i pass the same dude on his bike with a nice little wave, i see svens and think about how i could just skip the rest of my day and eat 4 matterhorns, see one person on the treadmill at the 24-hour fitness place (no tent), forget again about the trap-door bus stop which is embarrassing, almost get smoked at this intersection that i am still unsure what to do in, and say hello to the nurse. its good times.
well lunch is over, and its going to take me about a decade to get through all the papers in this pile, i figure i should get going
was decade a good enough exaggeration?
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