Ive waited all summer, and its finally here. My very own cubicle. Complete with file drawers, file closets, file slots, a nail file, and a 500 dollar chair with more features than you could ever imagine (23, yea, thats a hard number to imagine), and walls that you can stick pins to. This is my place, this is where i "buisness" so to speak. Noone can tell that my pants rise up half way over my calf when i sit down, nor that my shoes are off and i have ankle socks on, nor that i am not doing any work at all. Yes sir, many a good blog will happen in this place.
I start work tomorrow, so today is all about preparing to kiss a serious amount of ass. I am excited to see The Chang again, wondering around aimlessly mumbling quietly to himself how much smarter he is than everyone else; "smarter than you, smarter than you, way the hell smarter than you.... ect." Thats why he walks so slow, there are alot of dumb people here that he has to note how much smarter than them he is, its very time consuming. I am also excited to see Bill again, my supervisor. Bill is an engineering warlord, most notably for his ability to get things done even know he never seems to be doing anything. By far the best conversation i have had with him was about the guy who potentially washes his hands BEFORE he goes to the bathroom. I told him i would be sure to double my already outlandish amounts of bathroom breaks during the day and begin to study everyones shoes, so i can find this person. He is still at large. ps, in the buisness world, a conversation that could be summed up in the previous 2 sentances honestly took 45 minutes to have. Bill is an expert at dragging out a conversation that could honestly be 2 minutes. you have to, its survival. othe second you see an oppertunity to strike up a friendly conversation with a co-worker, weather it be about obsessive compulsive bathroom breaks or wanting to sail around the world... or even the color green vs. red in coolness at christmas.... you have to strike fast. If everything goes well normally one thing will lead to another and you take it to the water cooler, where you inevitably will spend an hour talking about The Chang and the consistency of water and how to avoid "wife wrath" as they call it.
I realize this is a long blog. Normally they will be shorter, but today since i really honestly have nothing to do, i got alittle carried away. I hope you all enjoy your day at school today, i must say it would be smart to change your major now and stay in school as long as you can.
Good luck! I really tried to think of like a catch line to put at the end of these things. I will get it.
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