Generally Wrinkled

Walking into the office with a bike that clicks is like going to pride fest, eventually someone is going to talk to you and its gonna be awkward. "calling all engineers, you wouldnt believe how light this bike is, come pick it up, all of you!" I got to work ten minutes early for the second day in a row (send your cookies and praises to my home address, please), and instead of taking 10 minutes of "jim time" in my cubicle to do a few hot laps in my chair and kick my feet up like a hot-shot important person who is all endearing and saves the environment by riding to work (...cars broke) while the girls (...all guys on this floor, actually) swoon over my social awareness, I had my own little impromptu show and tell, and then wrote a rediculous run-on sentence. The best thing was when one guy turned to another guy who actually does bike to work, hits his arm, and goes "Ill bet jim here could kick your ass... like alot" heh, thank you 35 year old man, i appreciate it.

On the way to work i rode past my future; some person laying on a lawn bed chair thing in a bathrobe with curlers in, asleep at 6:30 in the morning with people magazine on her face. i hope she was there the whole night. hey, i could have curlers.

My shoes sound like high heals when i walk. its really embarassing when i walk on the tile floors and engineers pop up like gophers because they think a girl is walking by, throws your bathroom groove off a bit. guys, we have to think of a new reason besides streching when we want to stand up and look over our cubicle walls (i know you all do it), but it looked like the damn wave at miller park: slow mo.

Today, even my socks are wrinkled.

I made the decision to not repeat yesterday's preformance of three 32 ounce water bottles drank along with a hot green tea (berry flavored, tastes like my grandma smells, i will never get it again). I got the hot green tea because i am catching a cold from my cubicle, and although the water did lead to more bathroom breaks, it also led to a very uncomfortable half of the ride home in the rain, where i just eventually hid behind a dumpster (glad im a guy), because if i hit another bump, i may have seriously died.

nothing to exciting at work today. i did NOT almost fall asleep in my supervisors cubicle, again.

hope you are all having a nice day, im gonna play hearts.