Dude, The Chang is having a lecture on finite element analisis that is gonna litterally blow minds bitches. i mean it is going to melt my very face off. the man is 5' 6" but his brain is like at least 6' 2.5" and looks like george clooney, but what makes it better than george clooney is that it looks like george clooney at the exact time you thought he was most attractive. killer. if you dont like george clooney then it changes to look like gary buesy, because you suck. clooney rules.
so im sitting here, in the smallest cubicle on my floor... next thought
i think i will get a picture of just george clooney on my desktop... i honestly am only using him in this blog because he is like the universially time-transcending attractive dude, i think is nice, but i only like him as a friend. BUT how awkward would that be? can you get fired for a clooney shrine? i bet you could if it was like a marylin manson shrine. i guess theres just someting about clooney that is very shrine-esque, and when people walk by, instead of leaving for the day because they dont want me looking at them anymore, they think to themselves "yea, i really liked him in oceans 12 because he wore that white shirt and there was french music in the backround." MAYBE i would walk around and EVERYONE would have a picture of george clooney on their backround! holy!
....sorry got carried away, its just once you start thinking about the man your mind takes you places (i hope i dont end up on the news for this, it is a joke, before you know it they will be cropping my head on to pictures of gollum from lord of the rings and putting clooneys face where the ring is)
anyways. today is casual friday. but when you start here they come by and say "we have these shirts for you to wear if you want on friday, you get one for free, you dont have to feel obligated to wear it, but we thought it was kind of a team building thing, do what you want, i will be wearing mine along with the rest of the 454 people that work here, do what you want, its totally up to you.... wear the shirt or die. totally your call man, were cool like that. peace out yo."
so im wearing the damn shirt. Thankfully maroon is my color. Brings out my freckles.
im seriously thinking about turning my cubicle into a fort, it would be a totally kick-ass fort. you dont even know. i could watch movies, cheetos, hide under the desk.... no i dont already do that
well i have 3 minutes left on lunch, im gonna play hearts.
Friday, August 31, 2007
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