if i had a daily show of my own, i would part my hair, and every day i would alternate which side the part was on.

I am sitting in my living room not really looking at the tv, but i can hear it, and i am beginning to realize that with the quick change of one word you can completly change the entire point of a sentence. the importance of the direct object of the sentence, and for those of you who were chasing girls around the playground, eventually catching them, and having your first of many experiances of awkward "well what the crap do i do now" problems; dont worry, i was busy sitting in the front row and telling my mom after school how excited i was i could divide any number by one, go ahead, give me a number, i will divide it by one. bam, its the same number, im awesome. I have the definition of the direct object. its the direct object, its directally the object of the sentence, look, its right there. its all over the place up in here. what object? DIRECT! Where you are to direct the object i dont know, i was chasing the girls.

Back to the uninteresting thing i realized while listening to the tv (!) (that means EXCLAIMATION) (which is reffereing to the implied zinger on tv having not one, but many uninteresting things on it) (why am i even writing this). You can significantly alter the meaning of the sentence by changing one word, and depending on how much in the gutter you are, you could change about anything to be a suprisingly sexual and innappropriate thing to say on tv.

screw this, lets talk about something else. "lets" is used loosely,,, you dont have much of a choice. TURTLENECKS! how in gods name (which is God, actually) did they work their way under our suit coats in an acceptable manner? cop-out.

Now, on the other side of things, if you mute your tv, check out the hand motions. dont stop there, today i muted my teacher and just paid attention to his hand motions, and i now understand the mechanics of measurement systems. you have to pay attention to the tiny variations of the same damn hand motions, because while it looks like he is just holding a bowl and throwing the contents of it all over the front row of people, he is truely making a different motion for every word. this gives way to a great analogy for you to use next time you are in a situation requiring you to liken something to a level of awkwardness; "thats about as awkward as hands having nothing to do when you talk"

i am not gonna lie, i wouldnt post this if i knew i wasnt the only one who was going to read it

have a nice tuesday..